I stayed in the car as John ran in to FYE to pick up a DVD for his friend's birthday. He returned with a big smile on his face. "The DVD was on sale, so I got you a present," he said.
"Close your eyes and open your hand."
As transactions prefaced with that phrase usually don't end well, I was leery. Seems I had good reason:
In case you were wondering, she "says 3 unique phrases as her head bobbles."