Somehow, we ended up on Atlantic Beach on Long Island's South Shore today. I was completely bummed to find out this place is verboten during the summer unless you are a member of an Atlantic "Beach Club" (dilapidated, hotel-like structures that seriously look like something only accessible by time machine). Since I didn't ask for permission, guess I'll settle for forgiveness. God created beaches anyway, right? Damn the man-made rules.
Hope y'all ain't made sick by our whimsical sweetness.